We all have them, and I am actually laughing at myself that I am only limiting my guilty pleasure list to "10" but hey I still need to somewhat look cool to you guys still, right? (Who am I kidding, my cool factor went out the window when I posted photos on my instagram of me cross-eyed while showing off my awesome bed head)
1. Cursing. (Sorry Mom)
2. Any reality show on MTV. Teen Mom? Snookie and JWoww? 16 and Pregnant? Real World? I dont discriminate.
3. Wearing bub's PJ Bottoms out in public.
4. Busting out into my best rendition of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston while cleaning the house.
5. Eating ice cream straight from the carton. Sometimes when I'm feeling really classy I'll hack away at it with a butter knife when all my spoon and forks are too dirty to use. No shame. (ok, little shame)
6. Leaving my make up on when I go to sleep. I wake up in the morning looking all kinds of awesome.
7. Throwing out anything that hasn't been used in 6 months to a year. I hate clutter, I find it pointless. My mom loves that I do this, every 6 months she has a yard sale and banks some serious cash money. I then use it to buy more useless clutter, its a vicious cycle.
8. Calling my mom for any cooking question. "Ok, I've been baking the chicken for, like, 5 hours now. Are you SURE its safe to eat? Hello? Mom? Why are you laughing?"
9. Scrapping off the charcoal on a burnt piece of toast. Hey, its still good. Charred bread will put some hair on your chest and some fiber in your diet. (Disclaimer: I have no proof that burnt bread will produce more fiber. It's just a lie to tell myself so I don't feel like a complete failure for burning toast)
10. Touching buttons. Except elevator buttons, those things skeav me out.
1. Cursing. (Sorry Mom)
2. Any reality show on MTV. Teen Mom? Snookie and JWoww? 16 and Pregnant? Real World? I dont discriminate.
3. Wearing bub's PJ Bottoms out in public.
4. Busting out into my best rendition of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston while cleaning the house.
5. Eating ice cream straight from the carton. Sometimes when I'm feeling really classy I'll hack away at it with a butter knife when all my spoon and forks are too dirty to use. No shame. (ok, little shame)
6. Leaving my make up on when I go to sleep. I wake up in the morning looking all kinds of awesome.
7. Throwing out anything that hasn't been used in 6 months to a year. I hate clutter, I find it pointless. My mom loves that I do this, every 6 months she has a yard sale and banks some serious cash money. I then use it to buy more useless clutter, its a vicious cycle.
8. Calling my mom for any cooking question. "Ok, I've been baking the chicken for, like, 5 hours now. Are you SURE its safe to eat? Hello? Mom? Why are you laughing?"
9. Scrapping off the charcoal on a burnt piece of toast. Hey, its still good. Charred bread will put some hair on your chest and some fiber in your diet. (Disclaimer: I have no proof that burnt bread will produce more fiber. It's just a lie to tell myself so I don't feel like a complete failure for burning toast)
10. Touching buttons. Except elevator buttons, those things skeav me out.
what are some of your guilty pleasures?
bahahah!! #1 + #5 - I'm in the same boat w/you girl!!
ReplyDeleteand iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will alwaaaaaays loooooooove yoooooooo-hoooooo! ;)
ReplyDeletemiss you, BB.
guilty pleasures:
ReplyDelete1. magazines. why are they so great? glamour, vogue, lucky, come at me.
2. coffffeeeeeeeeee all the days
3. good beer. noms.
4. cracking my knuckles, back, neck, ankles, etc.
5. oversleeping. every day. then running late.
#1 & 2 are totally me! haha Love this post!
ReplyDeleteKerri at HollyMuffin
LOL...these are great!
ReplyDeleteMy guilty pleasures consist of Rom Coms, bad TV and currently I have an obsession with Gossip Girl! Also, cursing (^5!)
1. swearing; oh yeah, I can so relate to that, I can sound like a truck driver at times...
ReplyDelete2. making too much muesli. I can't remember a meal of muesli where i wasn't sick after. But not finishing? nope, not me, I'm not a quitter!
3. Baking chocolate cake at 10pm. Haven't done that in a veeeerrrryyyy long time but it's sosososososo awesome!
4. Being decidedly unladylike. Along with my sister. And sometimes mum.
5. Cleaning the house when i should be studying. Which is probably the only time i clean the house.
6. notn shopping healthy groceries.
7. looking at stuff onj etsy I can'T afford.
8. Stuffing my room full of crafting stuff
9. Silly dancing in my room.
10. Making plans to cook all the good stuff I see online. And never do it.
You crack me up! I don't know how you come up with this stuff. I can't remember what I did this morning and you want me to tell you about - what? I forget already! ;-)
ReplyDeletehaha You always make me laugh. Thank you :)
ReplyDeleteI totally call my dad for random cooking questions too. Mostly the "is this still safe for me to eat if it has been in the fridge for 6 days?"